How to speak internet | The internet dictionary

After spending some time reading other blogs and browsing all over the internet I have come to an interesting discovery. What is this discovery, I hear you ask? The internet has developed a dictionary of it's own. On this post I will be taking you through a few of the new and old internet phrases so that you can catch up on the latest internet vocab.

The Internet Dictionary | Part one

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For part one let's start simple and not jump straight into the dark vortex that's almost impossible to escape-

LOL- This does not mean 'Lots of love' Many a time have I seen it been used as this when a fish has died or a family member. It is in fact 'Laugh out loud' However most the time you don't really laugh...

HML- This stands for 'Hate my life' There are many alternatives including FML and LML

BRB- 'Be right back' I think I first used this on Windows live messenger when I was 9. That was so long ago!

K- The deadliest of all the internet slang. If you get K'd you are in big trouble. K originates from the word 'Okay' however in this form they are not okay.

Wuu2/Wuut/Wyut- The common phrase used by lazy people who can't be bothered type properly. used to say 'What you up to?' Because apparently that's far to much effort for our generation to type out...

ASL- This isn't used as often anymore. It was mainly used when chatrooms were huge! However now not so much. It stands for 'Age, sex, language' Quick and easy. Extremely creepy...

Sort- Used by male teenagers a 'Sort' is a way of describing a girl. I was baffled when I first heard about this phrase but apparently it can be used both sarcastically and with meaning. It is a 'Nice' way of describing a girl if not used sarcastically however if a guy ever called me a sort I would not hesitate to slap him.

LUV- This is pretty obvious... It means love. But what I will never understand is why it is almost impossible for someone to shove an 'O' in there. It's not to much effort!

This is just the tip of a very deep iceberg. Big enough to sink the Titanic 100 times over. Leave me suggestions for me to do in a part two and I will see you soon! (I mean it this time!)

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Right... In response to my complete and utter lack of creativity and skill at them moment I thought I would put it all into a recorded message that you can all watch because I know deep down we are all really really lazy and reading takes so much time!

So here it is... Me drinking coffee and explaining it all.

I'm just asking for help! Gah. Internet.

I love you all! Help would be amazing! Emily and her (Now under-active) brain out!

If found. Call me!

This is me. Stuck in my box. I hate my box. Bad box. No.

Hey guys, I have had a pretty bad week. I love to write and create and do these amazing creations then show them the world, but I have run into a few problems.

A few weeks ago I did a post about creativity and how to become more creative. I've lost my creativity! I know. I'm crying too... Do you wanna help? Because I have been in such a pickle!

Here's what I ask from you. How do you get creative? How do you inspire yourself? Or if you have any cool ideas then comment them and I will see if they lead to anything bigger for me!

Not even joking. I have had bloggers block. Writers block and video block all in the space of one week. It sucks! But I'm hoping that if you guys can help me out then I will slowly become my creative self again!

I have had one idea. I want to make a music video! So if you own the rights to any music can you leave me the links below or message them to me in Hangout I would be so happy!

It is my birthday very very very soon so I will be doing a post around that time! So I will talk soon!

Don't forget to comment. I'm relying on you guys! See you on the flip side.

YouTube channel!

Hello to all! This is only a small note to say I would like to draw your attention to my YouTube channel. It is a way I will be growing and interacting with all you guys. At the moment my video count is at a steady 0 however I will be making videos very soon.

In the past I have had a very bad experience with channels... They are all deleted now (I think!) But I have had not one... not two... but three channels that have all gone terrible. So, my ask to anyone who reads this is to-

a)  Make your way to my Find Me page on the above bar

b)  Make sure you check out all my social media and give me a follow!

c)  Find my YouTube and subscribe to my channel so I can interact and you can see when my videos happen!

d) That's it! Just wait for me!

Thank you so much for your ongoing support guys! Means a lot! 

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.

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