How to speak internet | The internet dictionary

After spending some time reading other blogs and browsing all over the internet I have come to an interesting discovery. What is this discovery, I hear you ask? The internet has developed a dictionary of it's own. On this post I will be taking you through a few of the new and old internet phrases so that you can catch up on the latest internet vocab.

The Internet Dictionary | Part one

(Dun dun dun)

For part one let's start simple and not jump straight into the dark vortex that's almost impossible to escape-

LOL- This does not mean 'Lots of love' Many a time have I seen it been used as this when a fish has died or a family member. It is in fact 'Laugh out loud' However most the time you don't really laugh...

HML- This stands for 'Hate my life' There are many alternatives including FML and LML

BRB- 'Be right back' I think I first used this on Windows live messenger when I was 9. That was so long ago!

K- The deadliest of all the internet slang. If you get K'd you are in big trouble. K originates from the word 'Okay' however in this form they are not okay.

Wuu2/Wuut/Wyut- The common phrase used by lazy people who can't be bothered type properly. used to say 'What you up to?' Because apparently that's far to much effort for our generation to type out...

ASL- This isn't used as often anymore. It was mainly used when chatrooms were huge! However now not so much. It stands for 'Age, sex, language' Quick and easy. Extremely creepy...

Sort- Used by male teenagers a 'Sort' is a way of describing a girl. I was baffled when I first heard about this phrase but apparently it can be used both sarcastically and with meaning. It is a 'Nice' way of describing a girl if not used sarcastically however if a guy ever called me a sort I would not hesitate to slap him.

LUV- This is pretty obvious... It means love. But what I will never understand is why it is almost impossible for someone to shove an 'O' in there. It's not to much effort!

This is just the tip of a very deep iceberg. Big enough to sink the Titanic 100 times over. Leave me suggestions for me to do in a part two and I will see you soon! (I mean it this time!)

What is shipping? The latest internet craze!

Whats happening guys? Sorry about the sheer lack of writing and videos! It has been a long and hectic week due to the kitchen being ripped out and the living room being re decorated and my birthday! The list just goes on! So today I thought I would talk to you about shipping.

Shipping, if you didn't know, is where you like the idea of two people being in a relationSHIP. The crazy mofo's of the internet decided to create this internet craze at first to have a laugh and to joke around with celebs and Youtubers. At first it was all great. Till darkness fell...

This graph illlistrates-

As the graph shows... We are at about the overused point. Shipping is becoming the one thing crazy stalker people do.

As you well know I myself am a Youtuber and I create content on the website so I am well aware of the crazy world that is shipping! For example
Zalfie (Zoella and PointlessBlogTV)
Myler (Marcus Butler and Tyler Oakley)
Shoey (Shane Dawson and Joey Graceffa)
and Phan (AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire)

(Almost) All of these are absurd but the crazy fanfiction world has created these false realities that their minds wonder around in!

I have to admit I do have a OTP (One true paring for you internet noobs) Ezria (Ezra Fitz and Aria Montgomery) From the US Drama Pretty Little Liars who have just won the teen choice award for best summer tv show so CONGRATS!

Anyway guys, let me know your views on shipping and your OTP! Do you think it's stupid? Or do you love it?

Video to follow soon!

Stalk me!

I would just love to talk to some of my readers! So it's not going to be a usual post today. I'm just going to give you links to my social media and how you can stalk me on there (Please don't stalk me though...)

Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/emilyjanesworld
First off I have my Facebook fan page. I post new blog posts and things on there. When I get to 100 likes I can start to do offers and giveaways so the more you interact the more you will get out of it. My aim is 100 like before the end of August! Lets do it guys!

Twitter- https://twitter.com/EmilyJanesWorld
I have a Twitter. This is a great place to follow me if you want to know what I'm doing from day to day life. It's kind of like stalking me. But who doesn't stalk people on Twitter? I'll be asking questions and all sorts on there so follow me there!

YouTube- http://www.youtube.com/user/EmilyJanesWorld
As you know I do have a YouTube channel. I'm a lifestyle blog so I will be uploading all sorts from music reviews to beauty tutorials! I'm doing a bit of everything. Another way for me to inspire you guys! So go on... Click away!

Tumblr- http://emilyjanesworld.tumblr.com/
One of the final ways to stalk me is through they crazy world of Tumblr... You will see me post about the crazy stuff I love. Which is mostly Pretty little liars and Hairspray. Who would have thought it? Oh wait. Everyone...

Or you could simply just follow me on here using that button on the bottom left hand side of the page!

I would love to talk to some of you and hear what you have to say about what I write and any ideas for the future! So please click at least one of the links above and drop me a message letting me know and we can start a little conversation!

Thinks for making my summer amazing so far guys! See you on the other side :)

The Academic. New release!

Okay guys so as you know I have been following the band, The Academic. I am pleased to announce that they have not one... not two... But three original songs released on their Soundcloud now. If you haven't got the link it's below:

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theacademictheband

The song "Glassjaw" has such an addictive bass line. It's stuck in my head! The guys have done yet another amazing job. It's literally one of the only things I play on my Soundcloud.

The second release is "What are you waiting for?" It is another great song by the guys on the addictive Soundcloud album. and it is a bit more mellow than "Glassjaw" and it's also stuck in my head. The songs are to catchy guys!

If you haven't already, in which case get out from under that rock your hiding under, go and check them out! They deserve the views they get and I'm going to follow them straight to the top!

All my luck guys! Not that you need it...

Don't forget to follow me on here for more updates on these amazing guys!

"People once told me that music with guitars was going out of fashion and I had to laugh"- Frank Turner, Plain sailing weather

YouTube channel!

Hello to all! This is only a small note to say I would like to draw your attention to my YouTube channel. It is a way I will be growing and interacting with all you guys. At the moment my video count is at a steady 0 however I will be making videos very soon.

In the past I have had a very bad experience with channels... They are all deleted now (I think!) But I have had not one... not two... but three channels that have all gone terrible. So, my ask to anyone who reads this is to-

a)  Make your way to my Find Me page on the above bar

b)  Make sure you check out all my social media and give me a follow!

c)  Find my YouTube and subscribe to my channel so I can interact and you can see when my videos happen!

d) That's it! Just wait for me!

Thank you so much for your ongoing support guys! Means a lot! 

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.

Don't forget to follow me on here to!