How to speak internet | The internet dictionary

After spending some time reading other blogs and browsing all over the internet I have come to an interesting discovery. What is this discovery, I hear you ask? The internet has developed a dictionary of it's own. On this post I will be taking you through a few of the new and old internet phrases so that you can catch up on the latest internet vocab.

The Internet Dictionary | Part one

(Dun dun dun)

For part one let's start simple and not jump straight into the dark vortex that's almost impossible to escape-

LOL- This does not mean 'Lots of love' Many a time have I seen it been used as this when a fish has died or a family member. It is in fact 'Laugh out loud' However most the time you don't really laugh...

HML- This stands for 'Hate my life' There are many alternatives including FML and LML

BRB- 'Be right back' I think I first used this on Windows live messenger when I was 9. That was so long ago!

K- The deadliest of all the internet slang. If you get K'd you are in big trouble. K originates from the word 'Okay' however in this form they are not okay.

Wuu2/Wuut/Wyut- The common phrase used by lazy people who can't be bothered type properly. used to say 'What you up to?' Because apparently that's far to much effort for our generation to type out...

ASL- This isn't used as often anymore. It was mainly used when chatrooms were huge! However now not so much. It stands for 'Age, sex, language' Quick and easy. Extremely creepy...

Sort- Used by male teenagers a 'Sort' is a way of describing a girl. I was baffled when I first heard about this phrase but apparently it can be used both sarcastically and with meaning. It is a 'Nice' way of describing a girl if not used sarcastically however if a guy ever called me a sort I would not hesitate to slap him.

LUV- This is pretty obvious... It means love. But what I will never understand is why it is almost impossible for someone to shove an 'O' in there. It's not to much effort!

This is just the tip of a very deep iceberg. Big enough to sink the Titanic 100 times over. Leave me suggestions for me to do in a part two and I will see you soon! (I mean it this time!)

What is shipping? The latest internet craze!

Whats happening guys? Sorry about the sheer lack of writing and videos! It has been a long and hectic week due to the kitchen being ripped out and the living room being re decorated and my birthday! The list just goes on! So today I thought I would talk to you about shipping.

Shipping, if you didn't know, is where you like the idea of two people being in a relationSHIP. The crazy mofo's of the internet decided to create this internet craze at first to have a laugh and to joke around with celebs and Youtubers. At first it was all great. Till darkness fell...

This graph illlistrates-

As the graph shows... We are at about the overused point. Shipping is becoming the one thing crazy stalker people do.

As you well know I myself am a Youtuber and I create content on the website so I am well aware of the crazy world that is shipping! For example
Zalfie (Zoella and PointlessBlogTV)
Myler (Marcus Butler and Tyler Oakley)
Shoey (Shane Dawson and Joey Graceffa)
and Phan (AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire)

(Almost) All of these are absurd but the crazy fanfiction world has created these false realities that their minds wonder around in!

I have to admit I do have a OTP (One true paring for you internet noobs) Ezria (Ezra Fitz and Aria Montgomery) From the US Drama Pretty Little Liars who have just won the teen choice award for best summer tv show so CONGRATS!

Anyway guys, let me know your views on shipping and your OTP! Do you think it's stupid? Or do you love it?

Video to follow soon!

My birthday

Thank you all for your birthday well wishes! I am truly blessed to have such an amazing group of people following my life and supporting me through everything! My birthday was a blast and I had an amazing day!

As for my blogging I am starting to develop more ideas which is great! All your guys advise has really helped me break through this tough time I have been having!

I really never believed that blogging would amount to this for me. I get such lovely messages from my readers on google plus and on my YouTube! It's nice to know I can inspire you as I inspire myself! 

I come to you with the message again of leaving suggestions because this blog is just as much about you than it is me! I love you all and thank you for being some of the best readers in the world! I will be doing a video on my birthday on my channel soon so stay tuned!

Ill speak to you all soon!

Ps. I bought a scratch card. I lost.

*Enter amazing and witty blog title here*

Right... In response to my complete and utter lack of creativity and skill at them moment I thought I would put it all into a recorded message that you can all watch because I know deep down we are all really really lazy and reading takes so much time!

So here it is... Me drinking coffee and explaining it all.

I'm just asking for help! Gah. Internet.

I love you all! Help would be amazing! Emily and her (Now under-active) brain out!

If found. Call me!

This is me. Stuck in my box. I hate my box. Bad box. No.

Hey guys, I have had a pretty bad week. I love to write and create and do these amazing creations then show them the world, but I have run into a few problems.

A few weeks ago I did a post about creativity and how to become more creative. I've lost my creativity! I know. I'm crying too... Do you wanna help? Because I have been in such a pickle!

Here's what I ask from you. How do you get creative? How do you inspire yourself? Or if you have any cool ideas then comment them and I will see if they lead to anything bigger for me!

Not even joking. I have had bloggers block. Writers block and video block all in the space of one week. It sucks! But I'm hoping that if you guys can help me out then I will slowly become my creative self again!

I have had one idea. I want to make a music video! So if you own the rights to any music can you leave me the links below or message them to me in Hangout I would be so happy!

It is my birthday very very very soon so I will be doing a post around that time! So I will talk soon!

Don't forget to comment. I'm relying on you guys! See you on the flip side.

Music that stimulates creativity!

If you are looking for advise to start being creative and living a creative life here is one of my main tips:

Music plays a large part in creativity. Creativity is a huge part of my life! From creating artwork to writing my book. So I rely hugely on the power of music to trigger certain emotions.

I find it almost amusing that music can bring you to tears and then back to laughter within minuets. To be honest I really wish I could sing. Alas, I can't. So, my advise. Harness this power of emotion that music can bring. It can stimulate creativity and, in turn, lighten your mood.

I use Spotify a lot. It gives me chance to choose music that really suits what I am going to write or draw. It definitely helps with writers block as well. I would suggest music that you could listen to but you really need to pick songs that you love and you think will help create mood swings. That sounds strange. Most the time you want to prevent them.

To conclude:

• Harness music
• Spend as long as you need choosing the right tracks
• Create mood swings (I suggest not to the point of creating arguments)
• Let your mind do the rest!

Good luck!
“Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent” 
― Victor Hugo