How to speak internet | The internet dictionary

After spending some time reading other blogs and browsing all over the internet I have come to an interesting discovery. What is this discovery, I hear you ask? The internet has developed a dictionary of it's own. On this post I will be taking you through a few of the new and old internet phrases so that you can catch up on the latest internet vocab.

The Internet Dictionary | Part one

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For part one let's start simple and not jump straight into the dark vortex that's almost impossible to escape-

LOL- This does not mean 'Lots of love' Many a time have I seen it been used as this when a fish has died or a family member. It is in fact 'Laugh out loud' However most the time you don't really laugh...

HML- This stands for 'Hate my life' There are many alternatives including FML and LML

BRB- 'Be right back' I think I first used this on Windows live messenger when I was 9. That was so long ago!

K- The deadliest of all the internet slang. If you get K'd you are in big trouble. K originates from the word 'Okay' however in this form they are not okay.

Wuu2/Wuut/Wyut- The common phrase used by lazy people who can't be bothered type properly. used to say 'What you up to?' Because apparently that's far to much effort for our generation to type out...

ASL- This isn't used as often anymore. It was mainly used when chatrooms were huge! However now not so much. It stands for 'Age, sex, language' Quick and easy. Extremely creepy...

Sort- Used by male teenagers a 'Sort' is a way of describing a girl. I was baffled when I first heard about this phrase but apparently it can be used both sarcastically and with meaning. It is a 'Nice' way of describing a girl if not used sarcastically however if a guy ever called me a sort I would not hesitate to slap him.

LUV- This is pretty obvious... It means love. But what I will never understand is why it is almost impossible for someone to shove an 'O' in there. It's not to much effort!

This is just the tip of a very deep iceberg. Big enough to sink the Titanic 100 times over. Leave me suggestions for me to do in a part two and I will see you soon! (I mean it this time!)

5 Things I love this summer

Okay guys! I have had a strange summer with the weather over here. Sometimes its blazing hot and other times its like I'm living in the middle of a storm! So I have had a lot of time spare since I have left school and I have found a lot of things I just love to do. So, in not particular order here are some of the things I love this summer! (So Far)

1. Watching the movie Hairspray.
Okay. No judging guys... I have got the movie soundtrack on my Spotify. I watch it at least 4 times a week. I know every word. I'm obsessed. In fact. I'm listening to Big Blonde and Beautiful right now. Just stop looking at me with those judging eyes...

2. Going to the beach.
Slightly obvious, but still crucial! Cycling down to the beach and just laying there for a couple hours really clears my head and boosts my creativity. It also stops me watching Hairspray. Unhealthy obsession... Gah.

3. YouTube.
Yes... Talking to a camera. I love it... It's so much fun! Getting to talk about what I love to other people who love it. It's great! It also takes me away from the TV so I can't watch Hairspray. Is it such an unhealthy obsession? Yes? Damn.

4. Blogging!
You. Yes you reading this line. You have made my summer. Finding joy in the one thing I love. Writing! I get to connect with you guys and I'm slowly growing my own little family and community! Plus I can go on about how much I love Hairspray and you wont judge to much! Fine. I'll shut up about it... soon.

5. Old music!
I have found myself in love with music like All Time Low- Lost In Stereo and All American Rejects- Gives You hell and Dirty Little Secret. All off which are on Spotify! Under a playlist labeled "Hairspray" I wonder what that's got in it. Nope. No idea...

So there is the 5 things I love about summer (So far)! Updates coming soon! Facebook and Youtube links are on the top bar! Check them out and like and subscribe! Don't forget to follow me on here to!

Beat the heat!

Okay guys. So we all know by now that I like to be creative. So here are some super creative ways I have found to beat the heat in this so called 'Heatwave' that is hitting England or if you are lucky enough to live in a hot area then this is for you to! So here we go...

Creative ways to beat the heat

1) Put ice in front of your fan!- This 'cool' and inventive way of cooling your room if your fan isn't doing enough helps increase the windchill factors in your room.

2) Wet a cotton bandanna and put it on your head or neck!- I understand this sounds crazy and insane when it comes to leaving the house. I'm sure there is some way to start making it look better?

3) Make your own ice cream!- Seriously, go all out. Make it amazing! Mix crazy flavors. Be the new Ben & Jerry's.

4) BBQ instead of oven cooking!- It's BBQ season people! Not eating in the house will mean less heat in the home. Less heat means more cool... but you know that.

5) Lose the shoes!- Take them off! as the sweat evaporates on your feel the blood vessel pump blood around to other parts of the body causing a greater sensation of coolness

6) If you think you're cool... You are!- No seriously, reading about the cold or thinking of the cold will cause your body to believe that you really are!

7) Ice on pressure points!- It's great. Put Ice into a bag and rest them on your pressure points or run them under cold water. It really cools you down!

8) Take the chance to adventure!- Go camping. In a tent or under the stars. Embrace the warm air! Even if it is in the back garden! Be adventurous!

Have you got any creative ways to beat the heat? Let me know in the comments! Keep hydrated guys!